Wheel of Fortune Before & After Rejects

I don’t know at what point I should consider this embarrassing and stop posting my rejected McSweeney’s lists, but I guess I’m not there yet.

Rejected Wheel of Fortune “Before and After” Puzzles

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON OF SAM

UNDER THE BOARDWALK OF SHAME

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT THAT WHEN I SAY SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE, I MEAN SHE REALLY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

VANNA WHITE SUPREMACIST

3 thoughts on “Wheel of Fortune Before & After Rejects

  1. C Furfaro February 14, 2012 / 12:36 am

    MAKE MINE A DOUBLE PENETRATION

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  2. drdolfan July 2, 2012 / 10:03 pm

    Davis Love III input

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  3. GJ August 27, 2012 / 6:50 pm

    Shoe Mitt Romney

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