I don’t know at what point I should consider this embarrassing and stop posting my rejected McSweeney’s lists, but I guess I’m not there yet.
Rejected Wheel of Fortune “Before and After” Puzzles
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON OF SAM
UNDER THE BOARDWALK OF SHAME
YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT THAT WHEN I SAY SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE, I MEAN SHE REALLY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
VANNA WHITE SUPREMACIST
MAKE MINE A DOUBLE PENETRATION
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Davis Love III input
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Shoe Mitt Romney
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