- kidlifting (all muscle groups)
- swaying/bouncing (quads, patience)
- sex (imagination)
- rageful clenching (jaw, glutes, adrenal glands)
- spouse-shouting (abs, rectum [if neurotic])
- door-slamming (anterior delts, lats, eardrums)
- house-fleeing (right lower leg, right wrist and forearm [if manual transmission], teeth / inventiveness [when pulled over])
- divorce paperwork (small muscles of the dominant hand)
- loneliness (small muscles of the dominant hand)
very clever! i hope this isn’t posted on your professional website! 😉
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Ha. Well, you know. My profession tolerates a weirdo decently.
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